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Oct 6, 2021

Should You Wear a Mouth Guard While Driving?

A paranoid dentist’s guide to protecting your face pearls — Disclaimer: The information presented in this article is for educational purposes only and is NOT intended or implied as a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment from your dentist, physician, or any other healthcare professional. You should NOT use the information presented here for diagnosing or treating any…

Freakonomics

25 min read

Should You Wear a Mouth Guard While Driving?
Should You Wear a Mouth Guard While Driving?

Sep 28, 2021

Do You Have “Bad” Teeth?

A dentist annoyingly explains why you can’t blame genetics — Disclaimer: The information presented in this article is for educational purposes only and is NOT intended or implied as a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment from your dentist, physician, or any other healthcare professional. You should NOT use the information presented here for diagnosing or treating any…

Genetics

7 min read

Do You Have “Bad” Teeth?
Do You Have “Bad” Teeth?

Sep 27, 2021

Diabetes, Cavities, Gum Disease, Slavery

Surely they aren’t all related? — Disclaimer: The information presented in this article is for educational purposes only and is NOT intended or implied as a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment from your dentist, physician, or any other healthcare professional. You should NOT use the information presented here for diagnosing or treating any…

Yuval Noah Harari

13 min read

Diabetes, Cavities, Gum Disease, Slavery
Diabetes, Cavities, Gum Disease, Slavery

Sep 24, 2021

Stop Drinking So Much Acid

A dentist’s plea to stop torturing your poor teeth — Disclaimer: The information presented in this article is for educational purposes only and is NOT intended or implied as a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment from your dentist, physician, or any other healthcare professional. You should NOT use the information presented here for diagnosing or treating any…

Dental Care

12 min read

Stop Drinking So Much Acid
Stop Drinking So Much Acid

Sep 24, 2021

Floss Like a Boss

A dentist teaches you how to give your teeth alpha status — Disclaimer: The information presented in this article is for educational purposes only and is NOT intended or implied as a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment from your dentist, physician, or any other healthcare professional. You should NOT use the information presented here for diagnosing or treating any…

Flossing

12 min read

Floss Like a Boss
Floss Like a Boss

Sep 23, 2021

Is Fluoride a Mind Control Conspiracy?

A dentist explains how to strengthen your teeth, even while losing your autonomy to the government and Bill Gates — Disclaimer: The information presented in this article is for educational purposes only and is NOT intended or implied as a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment from your dentist, physician, or any other healthcare professional. You should NOT use the information presented here for diagnosing or treating any…

Fluoridation

10 min read

Is Fluoride a Mind Control Conspiracy?
Is Fluoride a Mind Control Conspiracy?

Sep 23, 2021

Keep Ya Mouth Wet

A dentist explains why dry mouth sucks and how to stay dripping — Disclaimer: The information presented in this article is for educational purposes only and is NOT intended or implied as a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment from your dentist, physician, or any other healthcare professional. You should NOT use the information presented here for diagnosing or treating any…

Dry Mouth

10 min read

Keep Ya Mouth Wet
Keep Ya Mouth Wet

Sep 23, 2021

Coconut Oil for Your Teeth

Does your dentist think you’re coco-nuts for trying the newest mouthwash craze? — Disclaimer: The information presented in this article is for educational purposes only and is NOT intended or implied as a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment from your dentist, physician, or any other healthcare professional. You should NOT use the information presented here for diagnosing or treating any…

Mouthwash

12 min read

Coconut Oil for Your Teeth
Coconut Oil for Your Teeth

Sep 23, 2021

Stanky Breath?

A dentist recommends at-home remedies — Disclaimer: The information presented in this article is for educational purposes only and is NOT intended or implied as a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment from your dentist, physician, or any other healthcare professional. You should NOT use the information presented here for diagnosing or treating any…

Bad Breath Remedies

11 min read

Stanky Breath?
Stanky Breath?

Sep 22, 2021

Smoking Makes Your Teeth Fall Out

A non-judgmental dentist tries to empower you to get smoking out of your life — Disclaimer: The information presented in this article is for educational purposes only and is NOT intended or implied as a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment from your dentist, physician, or any other healthcare professional. You should NOT use the information presented here for diagnosing or treating any…

How To Quit Smoking

14 min read

Smoking Makes Your Teeth Fall Out
Smoking Makes Your Teeth Fall Out
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